Got off of work an hour ago and can never go right to sleep even though it's already 4am...SO. I thought of some AMAZING tattoo shop names while I was trying to nod off. They just started rolling out of me. All of you rednecks who bought yourself a nice new "tatt" machine and want to get out of your moms basement so you can open up yourself a sweet ass shop in a strip mall, feel free to snag one of these gems.
1. Mother's Despair Tattoo
2. Blasted Tatt Explosions
3. Phatty Tattys
4. Tribals-R-Uss (Owned by a guy named Russ preferably)
5. Bob's Porn and Tatts "Where you can rub one off and the other you can't"
6. Illusions of Pain
7. A-1 Tattoo Chain
8. Waffles and Ink
9. Mr. Tattoo & Mrs. Laser "He puts em on, she takes em off"
10. Tattewe and Farm Equip. Inc.
11. One in the Ink
12. Skin Art and Body Holes
13. No Take Backs Tattoo
14. Ink It Up Parlour and Pub "Tie one on while you wait!"
15. John's Tattoo for the Blind "Owned and operated by someone who relates"
16. Bad Decisions Tattoo "located between the Gentleman's Club and whomever you bank with. Now open 24 hours!"
17. Tourettes and Tatts
18. Broz and Hoez Tattooz (my worst nightmare)
19. Scars are Nifty Tattoo and Piercins'
20. Hank's Barter-n-Tattoo "What-ch'ya got there?"
This is getting out of hand. I'm done.
BRILLIANT tattoo shop names...
Posted on Friday July 30, 2010
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